im-the-schience-officer:

cassastrophic:

when people keep reminding you of all the stuff you haven’t done and all your responsibilities 

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I don’t know if this is meant to apply to the Princess or Jafar, but I’m going with both.

02 Sep 14 @ 12:39 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

ac-mc98:

This is my new favorite thing

01 Sep 14 @ 11:21 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

01 Sep 14 @ 10:42 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

latenightontheastronomytower:

Let’s go home.

01 Sep 14 @ 10:04 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

01 Sep 14 @ 9:24 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

01 Sep 14 @ 8:46 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

image

01 Sep 14 @ 8:06 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

01 Sep 14 @ 7:28 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Back to school

So we have 9 lessons every day and loads of responsibilities and a different grading system and I really don’t know if I’m ready for this because We’ve only been going back there for a couple hours and I am already feeling like this is way too much pressure for an eleventh-grader. 

Fuck the german school system

01 Sep 14 @ 6:51 pm  —  reblog
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

marauder5sos:

Thanks a lot voldey

01 Sep 14 @ 6:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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