Fun fact: Jensen was actually asleep here and Jared had to wake him up, and this was his reaction, not Dean’s.
But the best part about this is that he’s not like “Jared. Jared what are you doing?”
He legitimately wakes up as if he is dean.
you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time
I don’t think a white person has had so much sass in all the history of sassyness as in this moment. 11 probably invented sass.
“11 probably invented sass”
11 invented sass my ass.
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
i can’t stress enough how language is defined by its use
you’re not really misusing a word if you’re using it in its most popular definition because there’s no way i could tell anyone that something is “terrific” and have EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MEAN IT INSPIRES TERROR GOD YOU’RE ALL SOOOOO STUPID
clinging to archaic definitions and being a language purist in general is so dumb for real like 50% of our language now is butchered latin mixed with shakespearean chatspeak
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
i have to make a poster about “christopher columbus’s discovery of america” for school
i’m gonna have a real hard time holding back the sarcasm wish me luck
Sometimes failure leads to the best sort of success.
y’all really like my homework dontcha
having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’
this is actually me.
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
that falls under hilarious